Chris "Boomer" Berman Is Now Chris "Boom-Boom" Berman

As seen on Deadspin. Chris Berman is apparently not only a "fun to laugh at" sports broadcaster, but something of a "don juan" and "sex machine."
I think I might puke.
I....COULD....GO...ALL....THE...WAY...TO...THE...TOILET....TO...RETCH!
