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Monday, April 10, 2006 

"If The Glove Doesen't Fit, You Must Acquit!"


This just in:

DURHAM, N.C. -- There is no DNA match between members of Duke University's men's lacrosse team and an exotic dancer who told police she was sexually assaulted at a team party, attorneys for some of the team's players said Monday.

That's from ESPN.com, the full story is here.

Ok....well somebody must have raped her, right? Right?!

Personally from reading things about those Duke lacrosse players, they seem like a bunch of jerks. Or most of the college athletes I've met, especially those in the sports that don't draw the crowds (e.g. lacrosse, golf, swimming, etc.), because they feel like they have to overcompensate for the lack of popularity in their sport.

So take this as you will, all I know is that something happened.

Not only was there no DNA match, I don't think there was any DNA at all. At least from what I read. Which poses a whole 'nother set of problems.

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