"Quick Hits For Wednesday April 12th" or "I'm Too Lazy To Write An Article."
- Boosters and families of the Duke lacrosse players hire former Clinton lawyer.
- Coco Crisp (at this point writer laughs out loud) signs an extension with the smelly Red Stockings.
- Coach Calipari "agrees" to an extension with Memphis.
- Yes I know this is old news by now, but this story about the Alabama booster being killed is just plain weird.
- Get ready for some fireworks! Pedro takes the mound against the Nationals tonight.
- From the "not surprised at all department", some Minor League baseball players get in "trouble" for taking steroids.

That's it for now, but enjoy this funny picture of Randy Moss!
