Two Players Indicted In Duke Lacrosse Scandal

Nothing funny about this one, but it is news, and as such I will report it.
Two players on the Duke lacrosse team were indicted today in the alleged rape of an exotic dancer at an off-campus party.
Apparently the two players indicted were neither the team captain, nor the player who sent the infamous email to fellow players.
Full story here: Lawyer calls indictment of his clients 'a tragedy'
